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#hindifunnyquotes
#hindifunnyquotes
Achchha Hai Ke Vaccine Kandhe Par Lag Rahi Hai,
​Kahi Aur Lagti To Photo Upload Karne Me Dikkat Ho Jati.

#hindifunnyquotes
#hindifunnyquotes
18 year kids get married even in lock down & me at 28...
Itni chatni me kon 2 samosa khata he? Aur chatni daal...

#hindifunnyquotes
#hindifunnyquotes
Whenever I gave my money to my friend.
My money to me:
Bhula dena mujhe, hai alvida tujhe.
Tujhe jina hai mere bina.

#englishfunnyquotes
#englishfunnyquotes
Me to Google: Why I am single?
​Google: Open front camera!
​Me: Ok sorry.

#hindifunnyquotes
#hindifunnyquotes
Pruthvi itni sundar hoti ja rahi hai ke ab to mujhe dar lagne laga he
​Kahi dinosaur vapas na aajaye

#hindifunnyquotes
#hindifunnyquotes
Relative: Aur beta?
Me: Is saal exam nahi hone wale, agle saal call karna..

#hindifunnyquotes
#hindifunnyquotes
Me: Hi, kya kar rahi ho?
Crush: Samosa kha rahi hoon.
Me: Kya me tumhare samosa ka aloo ban sakta hoon?
She: Ha sure.. Waise me aloo fenk hi deti hoon.

#pubghindifunnyquotes
#pubghindifunnyquotes
Gamers: Kya ladkiya bhi sach me PUBG khelti hai?
​PUBG corporation: Jinhe tum log bot samaj kar mar dete ho, wo ladkiya hi to khel rahi hoti hai..!

#hindifunnyquotes
#hindifunnyquotes
There are 3 types of students
1. Good in studies
2. Bad in studies
3. Dimag to bahot tez hai, bas padhai nahi karta

#hindifunnyquotes
#hindifunnyquotes
Dear tummy, Kya tumhe alag se samjana padega ki locksown hai?
​Bahar mat nikla karo..

#englishfunnyquotes
#englishfunnyquotes
You never realize how weied you are, untill...
​You have a kid who acts just like you

#gujaratifunnyquotes
#gujaratifunnyquotes
Game tetlu angreji bhanya hoy, pan kutru pachhad pade to 'had.. had..' j karvu pade,
Tya 'excuseme.. side please' na chale

#englishfunnyquotes
#englishfunnyquotes
Common sense is not a gift, It's a punishment.
​Because you have to deal with everyone... who doesn't have it.

#englishfunnyquotes
#englishfunnyquotes
Stop doing "wow... wow..." at her photos
​You are not ambulance

#englishfunnyquotes
#englishfunnyquotes
Insecure girlfriend be like...
​"Who the hell is alarm and why is she calling you at 7AM every morning?"

#englishfunnyquotes
#englishfunnyquotes
For more information on lung cancer...
​Keep smoking

#englishfunnyquotes
#englishfunnyquotes
In the world full of perfect gym bodies
​Be a fluffy panda with a cute tummy...

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