funny quotes
Achchha Hai Ke Vaccine Kandhe Par Lag Rahi Hai,
Kahi Aur Lagti To Photo Upload Karne Me Dikkat Ho Jati.
Kahi Aur Lagti To Photo Upload Karne Me Dikkat Ho Jati.
18 year kids get married even in lock down & me at 28...
Itni chatni me kon 2 samosa khata he? Aur chatni daal...
Itni chatni me kon 2 samosa khata he? Aur chatni daal...
Whenever I gave my money to my friend.
My money to me:
Bhula dena mujhe, hai alvida tujhe.
Tujhe jina hai mere bina.
My money to me:
Bhula dena mujhe, hai alvida tujhe.
Tujhe jina hai mere bina.
Me to Google: Why I am single?
Google: Open front camera!
Me: Ok sorry.
Google: Open front camera!
Me: Ok sorry.
Pruthvi itni sundar hoti ja rahi hai ke ab to mujhe dar lagne laga he
Kahi dinosaur vapas na aajaye
Kahi dinosaur vapas na aajaye
Relative: Aur beta?
Me: Is saal exam nahi hone wale, agle saal call karna..
Me: Is saal exam nahi hone wale, agle saal call karna..
Me: Hi, kya kar rahi ho?
Crush: Samosa kha rahi hoon.
Me: Kya me tumhare samosa ka aloo ban sakta hoon?
She: Ha sure.. Waise me aloo fenk hi deti hoon.
Crush: Samosa kha rahi hoon.
Me: Kya me tumhare samosa ka aloo ban sakta hoon?
She: Ha sure.. Waise me aloo fenk hi deti hoon.
Gamers: Kya ladkiya bhi sach me PUBG khelti hai?
PUBG corporation: Jinhe tum log bot samaj kar mar dete ho, wo ladkiya hi to khel rahi hoti hai..!
PUBG corporation: Jinhe tum log bot samaj kar mar dete ho, wo ladkiya hi to khel rahi hoti hai..!
There are 3 types of students
1. Good in studies
2. Bad in studies
3. Dimag to bahot tez hai, bas padhai nahi karta
1. Good in studies
2. Bad in studies
3. Dimag to bahot tez hai, bas padhai nahi karta
Dear tummy, Kya tumhe alag se samjana padega ki locksown hai?
Bahar mat nikla karo..
Bahar mat nikla karo..
You never realize how weied you are, untill...
You have a kid who acts just like you
You have a kid who acts just like you
Game tetlu angreji bhanya hoy, pan kutru pachhad pade to 'had.. had..' j karvu pade,
Tya 'excuseme.. side please' na chale
Tya 'excuseme.. side please' na chale
Common sense is not a gift, It's a punishment.
Because you have to deal with everyone... who doesn't have it.
Because you have to deal with everyone... who doesn't have it.
Stop doing "wow... wow..." at her photos
You are not ambulance
You are not ambulance
Insecure girlfriend be like...
"Who the hell is alarm and why is she calling you at 7AM every morning?"
"Who the hell is alarm and why is she calling you at 7AM every morning?"
For more information on lung cancer...
Keep smoking
Keep smoking
In the world full of perfect gym bodies
Be a fluffy panda with a cute tummy...
Be a fluffy panda with a cute tummy...